Amenhotep to Ma Zhu: "This f---er has given Abaddon too much money. I'm jealous so-"

Abaddon overhearing: "B---h you cost more than I do stop being a p--sy and sacrifice your a-- in the dark ritual. It'll help all of us."

The Virgin Amenhotep: Horrible DPS, high costs, no abilities, Ascension isn't that important later on

The Chad Abaddon: High DPS, insanely powerful ability (Especially when paired with Aphrodite), highly important hero due to the ability